therealsidtitus:

Prefer ass. Love Versace tits doe.

Wish I knew this girl!

elperezidente:

this-nigga-ian:

YEARS OF FALLING ON MY FACE JUST TO FIND THIS OUT?!?!?!

My life is a lie

Really….really?

miscaitlin:

me: I want a job
*never applies*

Truuuu

chuckhistory:

This is great. My favorite part is the zit. I guess someone isn’t using their Proactive. 

ask-the-ender-baby:

This is the mas who arrested Justin Bieber

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE THIS MAN A MEDAL?

Deport Bieber